50+ Christmas Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

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Kids absolutely LOVE jokes. There’s nothing better than being funny and getting a laugh as a kid, especially if you can get a chuckle out of an adult. Nothing makes you feel more special and it’s something that usually turns into a super fun family affair.

And for all kids, jokes are best when there’s an easy formula to follow because it makes remembering the joke easy and then they can deliver the punch line with real gusto.

Naturally knock knock jokes are a great place to start and so I’ve got you covered with 50 hilarious Christmas knock knock jokes for kids to get your little ones going with some serious Yuletide laughs.

Note: I also put together a list of 101 Non Knock Knock Christmas Jokes and 40 Christmas Riddles. Be sure to check those out if you need more Holiday entertainment.

50+ Super-Silly Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Memorize these and you’ll be a big hit at your next holiday family gathering.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Murray.
Murray who?
Murray Christmas, one and all!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dexter.
Dexter, who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ho Ho.
Ho Ho who?
Your Santa impression needs some work.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa Claus! Duh!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah any good Christmas jokes?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima dreaming of a white Christmas.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cole.
Cole who?
Cole is not what I was expecting for Christmas this year!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to sing Christmas carols with me?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska Santa Claus for a new nerf gun.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex Santa if you’re on his naughty list this year.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open your presents until Christmas morning!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap these presents.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe you like to know what I got you for Christmas!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I can’t remember my name!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree wise men.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda know what you’re getting for Christmas?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf I knock again will you let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yuletide.
Yuletide who?
Yuletide yourself over with a snack until dinner.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up nice, it’s a Christmas present.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey know how long it is until Santa gets here?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any gingerbread cookies left?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding up the Christmas decorations.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open your presents!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Wow, you’re really excited about Christmas!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you had a nice Christmas!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to deliver the presents.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fozzie.
Fozzie who?
Fozzie hundredth time, will you keep away from the tree.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me if you hear Santa coming.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t show up for Christmas!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya get me a Christmas cookie?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita lift, Rudolph.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Merry Christmas… Honda Happy New Year!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa card to my gramma for Christmas.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin all the Christmas presents again, said the Grinch.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little more money for Christmas presents.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in for hot cocoa and Christmas cookies.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue what gift do you want this Christmas from Santa?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys finally Christmas. How about you?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place to put a Christmas wreath.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you since last Christmas.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Squeamish.
Squeamish who?
Squeamish you a Merry Christmas, squeamish you a Merry Christmas, squeamish you a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow. Freeze a jolly good fellow…

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at all those presents!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to waste. It’s almost Christmas!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norway.
Norway who?
Norway am I kissing anyone under the mistletoe!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe you help me bake some Christmas cookies?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana wish you a Merry Christmas.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

That’s All She Wrote!

Telling jokes can help kids with their confidence, their public speaking and can teach them about societal cues. Best of all, they can make you laugh and who doesn’t want more humor in their house!

Laughing together is an incredible way to connect, and learning about comedy can make kids smarter as they begin to understand different types of humor.

Plus with these Christmas knock knock jokes for kids, you can teach your little ones new Christmas vocabulary and all about the merry season via the magic of comedy.

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