I hope you’re ready for some seriously dino-mite jokes because that’s what we’ve got here for you. I’m pretty sure every single kid goes through the love of dinosaur phase and in our house, that means dinosaur jokes, puns, knock-knock jokes and one-liners!
We find that jokes add an extra element of fun to our kids’ interests and nothing tricera-tops learning like adding some joy and laughter!
I am always amazed at how much information my kids retain about certain topics and I know it’s because we integrated fun and learning, which is shown to improve cognitive understanding and flexibility. This is why we have a list of jokes for everything from Easter to Robots in our house.
We also find it’s a great family bonding activity to sit around and tell each other jokes to try and make one another laugh. It’s just a bonus added extra that jokes improve kids language and social skills.
Now I don’t want to dino-bore you with too many facts, so let’s get straight to the hilarious jokes. You might want to get a tissue because you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll be a tyrannosaurus wreck!
Kids Dinosaur Jokes
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call a dinosaur that wont’t take a bath?
Which brand of clothing do dinosaurs like wearing the most?
What time would it be if a dinosaur showed up at your school?
Time to run!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
What sauce did the dinosaur put on her steak?
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
What do you call a dinosaur that never stops talking?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the dinosaur use to build his house?
What would be the best way to talk to a dinosaur?
Which dinosaur likes spicy food?
What did the dinosaur have to say after the car crash?
I’m so saurus!
What was T Rex’s favorite number?
What happens to you when a dinosaur sneezes?
You get out of the way!
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with Harry Potter?
How would you know if there’s a dinosaur under your bed?
Your nose hits the ceiling!
Why don’t dinosaurs never ever forget anything?
Coz no one ever tells them anything!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
Any kind! A house can’t jump!
Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
Because he could really spike the ball!
What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
The door won’t shut!
How can you best raise a baby dinosaur?
With a crane!
What came after the dinosaur?
What does a triceratops sit on?
What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens?
What’s the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
To eat the chickens on the other side.
What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
Because roads weren’t invented yet!
Why couldn’t the dinosaur play games on the computer?
Because he ate the mouse.
What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A dog a sore!
What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
Anything you like, he can’t hear you!
Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
Because their tales are so long.
Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
Because he had a dino-SORE!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?
To the dino-shore!
Where did Velociraptor buy things?
At a dino-store!
What is an Iguanodon’s favorite playground toy?
What kind of explosives do dinosaurs like?
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary?
Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct!
Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird!
Why did the dinosaur get in the bed?
Because he was tired!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off!
What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep?
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
Because they can’t afford new ones!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
When can three giant dinosaurs get under one umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining!
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur?
Cheer him up!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?
Find somewhere else to sleep!
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down?
In the dark!
What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
Look for footprints in the pizza!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo?
What made the dinosaur’s car stop?
A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain?
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?
What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
Because they don’t know how to cook!
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had?
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box?
One. After that, the box isn’t empty anymore!
How do you make a dinosaur float?
Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer and add one dinosaur!
How do you invite a dinosaur to a cafe?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet?
Because the pee is silent!
What do you call a group of dinosaurs who sing?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do you call a dinosaur after they break-up with their girlfriend?
What was the most flexible dinosaur?
What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!
What dinosaur had the worst vision?
What do you call a smelly dinosaur fart?
What do you call a dinosaur ghost?
What did the dinosaur call her blouse business?
Try Sara’s Tops!
What kind of dinosaur loves pancakes?
What kind of dinosaurs made the best police?
What did dinosaurs use to drive their cars?
Why do dinosaur parties always go wrong?
Because T. rex everything!
What happened to the man who crossed a T-Rex with a chicken?
He got tyrannosaurus pecks!
Dinosaur Knock Knock Jokes
Dinosaurs don’t go who, they go ROAR!
Dino, I’m too scared to open the door!
This joke is dinomite!
That’s All Folks!
I bet you and your kids had a roaring great time with our hilarious dinosaur jokes! If you had such a good time that you’re looking for more amazing jokes, check out our pirate and Thanksgiving jokes for kids.
Remember that comedy is a great introduction to education and learning about certain topics, so if you’re planning to teach your children about history and society, jokes are a great place to start.
If you want to know more about the positive impacts of jokes on kids, check out this article that explains the positive effects of humor on children’s cognitive development. As we mentioned in the intro, jokes can help improve language and social skills by encouraging children to understand what peers and adults find funny, as well as teaching them how to play with punny vocabulary.
Jokes can also be a great confidence booster, because there’s nothing quite like standing in front of your friends or family and trying to get a chuckle out of them.
Kids with a great sense of humor are happier, more optimistic and have higher self-esteem. They also understand their peers better, because they know that people can have different opinions and points of view.