50+ Hare-larious Easter Jokes For Kids (Knock Knock Jokes Too!)

Easter jokes for kids

There is really nothing better than telling your kids some hare raising jokes at Easter. They’ll be hopping with the hilarity of your phenomenal Easter Bunny and Easter egg jokes.

We also have Easter knock-knock jokes and more funny Easter jokes than you can throw a chocolate egg at! You can also encourage your kids to make up their own jokes and no bunny knows what they’ll come up with!

We love seasonal jokes because it’s a fun way to get kids egg-cited for the holidays and also to teach them about language, history and society through humor.

Our kids were curious about why we had the Easter Bunny and so we took the opportunity to teach them about other countries like Germany who have an Easter Fox or Sweden where children dress up as witches.

This was a fun opportunity to teach our kids about different traditions around the world, which gives them a global perspective and helps to expand their worldview.

The best part of Easter jokes is how egg-cellent you and your kids will feel after an afternoon of chocolate and chuckles. So let’s get hopping straight to the Easter jokes for kids.

Easter Bunny Jokes
Easter Egg Jokes
More Funny Easter Jokes
Easter Knock Knock Jokes

Easter Bunny Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a shellfish?
The Oyster Bunny.

Why was the Easter Bunny so grumpy?
Because he was having a bad hare day.

What happens when the Easter Bunny loses his temper?
He gets hoppin’ mad!

How do you make rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 4 hours.

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had all his Easter eggs.

What kind of beans grow in the Easter Bunny’s garden?
Jelly beans!

How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit?
He leaves deviled eggs.

Why are rabbits so good at math?
Because they multiply so quickly.

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
He saw the chicken doing it and thought it looked egg-citing!

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
With lots of egg-cercise.

What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a crazy Easter Bunny?
One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!

What’s the difference between a lumberjack and the Easter Bunny?
One hews and chops, the other chews and hops!

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.

What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
Nice gnawing you.

What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards? 
A receding hare-line!

What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!

How does an Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good?
Hare spray.

What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?
IHOP.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Hare-obics.

How does the Easter Bunny travel?
By hare-plane.

How do you write a letter to an Easter Bunny?
Use hare-mail!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!

What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite sport? 
Basket-ball, of course!

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.

What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A chocolate one!

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
To a re-tail store!

Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie star?
Rabbit De Niro!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
No bunny knows!

Easter Egg Jokes

Why was the Easter egg hiding?
Because it was a little chicken.

Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct!

Why shouldn’t you tickle an Easter egg?
Because it might crack up!

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Just one, because then it isn’t empty anymore.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them.

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
Fry-days.

How can you make Easter preparations go faster? 
Use the eggs-press lane!

Where does Easter take place every year? 
Where eggs mark the spot!

What did one Easter egg say to the other? 
“Heard any good yolks today?”

What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats?
Eggs-ercise!

What do you call a very tired Easter egg?
Eggs-austed.

What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?
An egg-straterrestrial!

Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night?
They don’t want to get “beat up”.

What do you call a mischievous egg? 
A practical yolker!

More Funny Easter Jokes

When does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.

What’s the best way to make Easter easier?
Put an “i” where the “t” is.

How does Easter end?
With an “R”!

What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift?
A 14-carrot gold necklace.

What happens if you get married on Easter?
You live hoppily ever after.

What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?
Egg-spelled.

Christmas does come before Easter in one place—but where?
The dictionary!

Why are you studying your Easter candy?
I’m trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

Easter Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to see me?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more eggs to decorate?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi eggs around the house!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to find an Easter egg?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to find some Easter eggs!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma Easter eggs are gone. Can I have one of yours?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there? 
Wendy. 
Wendy who? 
Wendy Easter egg hunt taking place?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-stremely disappointed that you still don’t recognize me.

Knock, knock! 
Who’s there? 
Butcher. 
Butcher who? 
Butcher eggs in one basket!

Knock, knock! 
Who’s there? 
Some bunny. 
Some bunny who?
Some bunny’s been eating all my Easter candy!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Easter.
Easter who?
Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ana
Ana who?
Ana-ther Easter Bunny!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I look!

That’s All Folks!

Jokes are a great way to encourage understanding, social skills and creativity in kids. It isn’t an innate skill though, instead it’s one we need to teach to our kids and starting as early as possible is the best course of action.

You should also take every opportunity, which is why in our house, every holiday has jokes (check out our Thanksgiving jokes here) as well as every interest (check out our dinosaur and robot jokes).

We find that by peppering in humor as often as possible, we can encourage resilience, optimism and more extensive creative abilities in our kids.

Teaching our kids puns and jokes increases vocabulary and improves social skills. It can also be indicative of your child’s developmental stages and interests, so pay attention to what your kids are finding funny.

You can also encourage their learning by teaching them through jokes – tell them a joke about something they may not understand and educate them when they ask for an explanation. Here is a great article on other ways to encourage your child’s sense of humor aside from joke telling.

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