50+ Hare-larious Easter Jokes For Kids (Knock Knock Jokes Too!)

Easter jokes for kids

There is really nothing better than telling your kids some hare raising jokes at Easter. They’ll be hopping with the hilarity of your phenomenal Easter Bunny and Easter egg jokes.

We also have Easter knock-knock jokes and more funny Easter jokes than you can throw a chocolate egg at! You can also encourage your kids to make up their own jokes and no bunny knows what they’ll come up with!

We love seasonal jokes because it’s a fun way to get kids egg-cited for the holidays and also to teach them about language, history and society through humor.

Our kids were curious about why we had the Easter Bunny and so we took the opportunity to teach them about other countries like Germany who have an Easter Fox or Sweden where children dress up as witches.

This was a fun opportunity to teach our kids about different traditions around the world, which gives them a global perspective and helps to expand their worldview.

The best part of Easter jokes is how egg-cellent you and your kids will feel after an afternoon of chocolate and chuckles. So let’s get hopping straight to the Easter jokes for kids.

Easter Bunny Jokes
Easter Egg Jokes
Funny Easter Jokes

Easter Puns
Easter Knock Knock Jokes
Punny Easter One-liners

Easter Bunny Jokes

Easter Bunny Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a shellfish?
The Oyster Bunny.

Why was the Easter Bunny so grumpy?
Because he was having a bad hare day.

What happens when the Easter Bunny loses his temper?
He gets hoppin’ mad!

How do you make rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 4 hours.

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had all his Easter eggs.

What kind of beans grow in the Easter Bunny’s garden?
Jelly beans!

How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit?
He leaves deviled eggs.

Why are rabbits so good at math?
Because they multiply so quickly.

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
He saw the chicken doing it and thought it looked egg-citing!

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
With lots of egg-cercise.

What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a crazy Easter Bunny?
One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!

What’s the difference between a lumberjack and the Easter Bunny?
One hews and chops, the other chews and hops!

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.

What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
Nice gnawing you.

What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!

How does an Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good?
Hare spray.

What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?
IHOP.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Hare-obics.

How does the Easter Bunny travel?
By hare-plane.

How do you write a letter to an Easter Bunny?
Use hare-mail!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.

What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite sport? 
Basket-ball, of course!

What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A chocolate bunny!

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
To a re-tail store!

Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie star?
Rabbit De Niro!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
No bunny knows!

What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A runny bunny.

Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A sock hop.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
He hires Santa’s elves during the off season.

Why do rabbits eat carrots?
Because they don’t want to be nearsighted!

What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain?
Get wet!

How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
He gets hopping mad.

What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny!

Why is the Easter Bunny so smart?
He’s an egghead.

What kind of bunny can’t hop?
Ones made of chocolate!

What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
Cheer up!

What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? 
A funny bunny!

Why is the bunny the luckiest animal?
Because they have four rabbits’ feet.

What’s a rabbit’s favorite dance?
The Bunny Hop.

What do you call the Easter Bunny on the day after Easter?
Tired.

How do you make rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 3 hours.

What do you call a group of Easter bunnies marching backward?
A receding hair line.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking all the eggs.

Easter Egg Jokes

easter egg jokes

Why was the Easter egg hiding?
Because it was a little chicken.

Why shouldn’t you tickle an Easter egg?
Because it might crack up!

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Just one, because then it isn’t empty anymore.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them.

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
Fry-days.

How can you make Easter preparations go faster? 
Use the eggs-press lane!

Where does Easter take place every year? 
Where eggs mark the spot!

What did one Easter egg say to the other? 
“Heard any good yolks today?”

What do you call an Easter Egg from Outer space?
An Egg-stra-terrestrial!

Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night?
They don’t want to get “beat up”.

What do you call a mischievous egg? 
A practical yolker!

Funny Easter Jokes

funny Easter jokes

When does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.

What’s the best way to make Easter easier?
Put an “i” where the “t” is.

How does Easter end?
With an “R”!

What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14-carrot gold!

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

carrots are good for the eyes

What happens if you get married on Easter?
You live hoppily ever after.

What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?
Egg-spelled.

Christmas does come before Easter in one place—but where?
The dictionary!

Why are you studying your Easter candy?
I’m trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

How does Easter end?
With an R!

Why did the farmer feed crayons to his chickens?
He wanted them to lay colored eggs!

Easter Puns

Easter puns

How do rabbits travel?
By HAREplanes.

What kind of stories do rabbits like best
Ones with hoppy endings.

What do bunnies do when they get married?
Go on a bunnymoon!

What does the Easter Bunny say when it burps?
“Eggs-cuse me!”

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!

How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs marks the spot!

How did the Easter Bunny rate his favourite restaurant?
Egg-cellent!

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he was naughty at school?
He was eggs-pelled!

What do you call a very tired Easter egg?
Eggs-austed.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.

What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
HAREmail!

Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct!

What happened to the Easter egg when it heard a funny joke?
It cracked up!

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing at you.

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare-dryer!

Why did the Easter Bunny get a ticket?
He ran a hop-sign.

Where do female bunnies hang out?
The hare salon.

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Just look for the gray hares.

Where does a bunny go when it dies?
To the HARE-after.

What do you call a short, bossy French rabbit?
Napoleon BUNNY-parte.

What college did the Easter Bunny graduate from?
John HOPkins.

What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare-brain.

What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese restaurant?
HOP Suey.

Easter Knock Knock Jokes

Easter knock knock jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to see me?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more eggs to decorate?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi eggs around the house!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to find an Easter egg?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to find some Easter eggs!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma Easter eggs are gone. Can I have one of yours?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there? 
Wendy. 
Wendy who? 
Wendy Easter egg hunt taking place?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-stremely disappointed that you still don’t recognize me.

Knock, knock! 
Who’s there? 
Butcher. 
Butcher who? 
Butcher eggs in one basket!

Knock, knock! 
Who’s there? 
Some bunny. 
Some bunny who?
Some bunny’s been eating all my Easter candy!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Easter.
Easter who?
Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ana
Ana who?
Ana-ther Easter Bunny!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I look!

Punny Easter One-Liners

punny Easter one liners

Bunny Puns

  • Can anybody find me some-bunny to love?
  • Every bunny was kung fu fighting.
  • I don’t even carrot at all about how many chocolate bunnies I’m eating today.
  • I love Easter so much, it’s not even bunny.
  • I wanna dance with some-bunny, some-bunny who loves me.
  • My Easter puns are very bunny.
  • Some-bunny needs a mimosa.
  • Some-bunny’s excited for Easter!
  • The Easter Bunny must get a lot of eggs-ercise.
  • There’s truly no bunny like you.

Easter Egg Puns

  • Are you egg-noring me?
  • Don’t eggs-aggerate, you couldn’t possibly eat all that chocolate.
  • Happy Easter to a good egg!
  • Hope you have an egg-cellent Easter.
  • How egg-citing!
  • I have so many egg puns, it’s not even bunny.
  • I need to eggs-ercise off all this chocolate.
  • I’m eggs-hausted.
  • I’m so egg-cited and I just can’t hide it.
  • I’m always egg-static to see you.
  • I’m egg-stremely ready for this egg hunt.
  • Is chocolate for breakfast a bit egg-stravagant?
  • I’ve been dyeing to decorate some Easter eggs!
  • No eggs-cuses.
  • Not decorating any eggs today? Yolk’s on you.
  • She’s being a bit egg-centric today.
  • She’s so egg-cited for the Easter egg hunt.
  • This Easter dinner is egg-septional.
  • This is an egg-stremely good weekend.
  • Wishing you a basket full of egg-citement this Easter!
  • You’re a good egg.
  • Quit Stealing all my best yolks.

Fun Easter Puns

egg-cellent Easter
  • Have a hoppy Easter!
  • Don’t yolk with me.
  • Don’t worry, be hoppy.
  • Not decorating eggs today? Yolk’s on you.
  • (Cad)bury me in chocolate.
  • Have an eggs-cellent Easter
  • Keep calm and carrot on.
  • Ears hoping you have a great Easter.
  • For peep’s sake!
  • Happy Easter to all my peeps!
  • Happy Fry-day!
  • Hey there, hop stuff.
  • Hope you have a hoppin’ good Easter!
  • How was your Easter? I’m dyeing to know.
  • I carrot believe it’s Easter already!
  • I just don’t carrot all.
  • I’m all ears today.
  • It’s officially Easter, let’s hop to it!
  • Let’s hatch a plan for Easter.
  • Nobody’s too hip to hop on Easter.
  • Sending you warm Easter wishes … by hare-mail!
  • You can always count on Easter for being a good hare day.
  • That’s all, yolks!

For Your Significant Other

  • No bunny compares to you.
  • Every bunny needs some-bunny to love!
  • Hoppy Easter to some-bunny special.
  • No bunny loves you like I do.
  • You might not carrot at all, but I find you ear-resistible.
  • You’re one hot chick.
  • Without you, I’d go off the peep end!
  • Dear, these deviled eggs are egg-ceptional.
  • You and I are like two Peeps in a pod.
  • Let’s live hoppily ever after.
  • Chick me out!
  • I’d hop to the moon and back for you.
  • When it comes to delivering sweetness, the Easter Bunny has nothing on you!

That’s All Folks!

Jokes are a great way to encourage understanding, social skills and creativity in kids. It isn’t an innate skill though, instead it’s one we need to teach to our kids and starting as early as possible is the best course of action.

You should also take every opportunity, which is why in our house, every holiday has jokes (check out our Thanksgiving jokes here) as well as every interest (check out our dinosaur and robot jokes).

We find that by peppering in humor as often as possible, we can encourage resilience, optimism and more extensive creative abilities in our kids.

Teaching our kids puns and jokes increases vocabulary and improves social skills. It can also be indicative of your child’s developmental stages and interests, so pay attention to what your kids are finding funny.

You can also encourage their learning by teaching them through jokes – tell them a joke about something they may not understand and educate them when they ask for an explanation. Here is a great article on other ways to encourage your child’s sense of humor aside from joke-telling.

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