35 Hilarious Halloween Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Best Halloween Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Someone knocking on your door in the middle of the night is rarely a reason for joy or elation. One exception to that rule does exist, however: on All Hallows’ Eve, every knock is a prelude to that joyous, “Trick or treat!” exclamation that’s bound to put a smile on your face.

Speaking of smiles, Halloween, and knocking, that’s exactly what today’s article is about. We’ve put together 35 Halloween knock knock jokes that will certainly split your kids’ sides—and not in a scary way!

Knock knock jokes have a bit of a bad reputation, which is more than a little undeserved. Often considered low-brow or unfunny, they can be just as effective as any other kind of humor if you use them well.

For instance, kids often love them, just like they love Halloween and the wonderfully quirky imagery that accompanies it. Put it all together, and you get a happy, grinning child, having the time of their life.

As we’ve already noted, these jokes are primarily for kids, which doesn’t mean that they won’t make adults chuckle. You should simply see them for what they are: good-natured, clean fun that everyone can enjoy.

Halloween may have once been a somber affair meant to ward off ghosts, but today it is anything but. In keeping with the modern nature of the holiday, these jokes won’t touch questionable subject matter or dark themes.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry… it’s just my Halloween costume!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Witch!
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me my Halloween candy?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say zombie?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a really bad Halloween Knock Knock joke!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive!
Olive who?
Olive your Halloween costume!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gargoyle.
Gargoyle who?
Gargoyle with salt water if your throat’s sore after eating too much Halloween candy!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to give us more Halloween candy?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Fangs.
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe please give me a Halloween treat?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans off my candy!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana Who?
Ivana suck your blood!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Bee!
Bee who?
Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!

Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for Halloween!

Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!

Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee-ware, all the ghosts are out on Halloween!

Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry! It’s only Halloween!

Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a zombie!

Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!

Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way to the haunted cemetery?

Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Diane.
Diane who?
I’m Diane to eat my Halloween candy!

Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Frankenstein!

Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost stand over there and I’ll bring you some candy!

Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben waiting to go out trick or treating all day!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Witch!
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Halloween!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda go trick or treating tonight?

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Howl!
Howl who?
Howl you be dressing up this Halloween?

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Twick.
Twick who?
Twick or Tweet!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a very scary haunted house!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abbott.
Abbott, who?
Abbott time you opened this door! Gimme some candy!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Gladys!
Gladys who!
Bet you’re Gladys it’s my last Halloween Knock Knock joke!

For a holiday that is ostensibly about monsters, horrors, and concepts that most would find unwholesome, Halloween is always a joy to experience. All Hallows’ Eve is no longer about fear of the unknown, but about celebrating our culture and having a great time.

It is a family holiday through and through, and no one looks forward to it more than our kids. Compared to the way our forefathers used to mark the occasion, we’d say that we got the better deal.

Some would say that knock knock jokes don’t mesh all that well with the nature of the holiday, but we heartily disagree. After all, children spend the night on a mission; going door-to-door in disguise, intent on showing off their flashy costumes and claiming their prize in candy.

The way Halloween works is one large opportunity for a good knock knock joke—or ten. And as it happens, in this article we’ve covered 35, so the jokes are unlikely to get old before the stroke of midnight.

Who knows, if one of your visitors happens to be a vampire, perhaps they’ll be so amused by your joke that they’ll simply laugh and leave. You’ll never know until you try.

Best Halloween Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
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