101+ Hilariously Corny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Knock knock jokes for kids

Knock Knock Jokes For Little Kids (4-7)

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex-plain when you open the door!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Opportunity 
Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a nice girl.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Owls say
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Candice
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Quiche
Quiche who?
Can I have a hug and a quiche?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sweden
Sweden who?
Sweden sour chicken!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bruce.
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, don’t hit me!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A Mayan
A Mayan who?
A Mayan in the way?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, I love this song!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
Actually it’s Kangaroo

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Witches
Witches who?
Witches the way to the store.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person on your doorstep?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wa
Wa who?
What are you so excited about?!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Spell
Spell Who?
(spell out) W – H – O 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!

Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe come and play? I’m bored!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
John Jonas Finneas Mcmanus the 3rd
John Jonas Finneas Mcmanus the 3rd who?
Really? How many John Jonas Finneas Mcmanus the 3rds do you know?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Noise.
Noise who?
Noise to see you!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
I am
I am who?
Don’t you even know who you are?!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady
A little old lady who?
Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Leon
Leon who?
Leon me when you’re not strong!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dejav 
Dejav who?
Knock, knock

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
A broken pencil
A broken pencil who?
Never mind it’s pointless

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Art
Art who?
R2-D2!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
I am
I am who?
So you have identity problems, huh?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth while you’re chewing!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Voodoo
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
To
To who?
No, it’s to whom!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and see!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Hike
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Razor
Razor who?
Razor hand and dance the boogie!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can go hang out?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Says
Says who?
Says me, that’s who!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!

Knock Knock Jokes for Older Kids (8-12)

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lena
Lena who?
Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Control Freak
Contro-
Okay, now you say control freak who?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
I need a puh
I need a puh-who?
Then why don’t you find a toilet!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire a path, I’m coming through!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
June
June who?
June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita go to the bathroom!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cow
Cow who?
No cow says mooooooo!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do I can better!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe!
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting sloth
Interrupting sloth who?
(20 seconds of silence)
Sloooooooooth

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita go pee so let me in!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda
Ice cream soda who?
Ice scream soda people can hear me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nunya business!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin you! Now hand over the cash

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked!

Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Alec
Alec who?
Alec it when you ask me questions. 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A leaf.
A leaf who?
A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone. 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iran
Iran who?
Iran all the way here!

Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive next door. Hi neighbor!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Beats
Beats who?
Beats me. 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Adore
Adore who?
Adore is between you and me so please open up!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell and I wouldn’t have to knock!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin’.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amish
Amish who?
Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ya
Ya who?
No thanks, I use Bing or Google.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ida
Ida who?
I think it’s pronounced Idaho.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a text. Did you get it?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Theodore
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
God bless you!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
No, no, just the doctor.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold outside!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess cut the talking and open the door!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cabbage
Cabbage who?
You expect a cabbage to have a last name?

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Police
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs your darn doorbell so I can stop knocking!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry it’s only a knock knock joke

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Haven
Haven who?
Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?

Knock knock jokes for kids
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