65 Funny Robot Jokes For Kids (Knock Knock Too!)

funny robot jokes for kids

Get ready to take a mega byte of our hysterical robot jokes for kids. If your little (or big) ones are obsessed with tech, we have a roomba full of laughs for all of you.

At 7, my son is absolutely obsessed with star wars, Lego and his school computer lab and we can tell his interest in computing and robotics is growing. We have always told jokes in our house and always tried to tie them to our kids interests as a way to encourage learning and keep them engaged (and off screens) with us in a playful and fun way.

We’ve been through our Star Wars joke phase, pirate joke phase and even have seasonal Easter and Thanksgiving jokes, but puns and one-liners about IT and technology seemed pretty dry. Enter the Robot jokes, charging in to prove us wrong!

Rust in peace our preconceived notions that robots can’t be funny because we have a whole list of hilarious gags to tickle your funny wire. So grab your microchips and get ready to have a massive laugh with our hilarious robot jokes for kids.

Robot Jokes

What did the droid do at lunch time?
Had a byte…

What did the man say to his dead robot?
Rust in peace

What do robots drink from?
A Robottle

What do robots eat as snacks?

What do robots wear during the winter?

What do you call a pirate robot?

What do you call a robot driving in a car?
A Roadbot

What sound does a robot sheep make?
Be-e-ep, be-e-ep

What do you call a robot who likes books?
A Readbot

What happens when a robot falls into muddy water?
It gets wet and muddy! Duh!

What is a Robot’s favorite kind of music?
Heavy metal!

What web browser would a robot use?

What’s a robot’s favorite book?
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Wire

What’s a robot’s favorite film?
Raiders of the Lost Spark

What’s a robot’s favorite song?
Light My Wire

What do you call a robot who doesn’t use deodorant?

Where do robots sit?
On their robottoms!

Where does a robot go on holiday?

Who was the robot’s favorite author?
Anne Droid

Why did the robot cross the road?
Because the chicken was out of order!

Why did the robot take a vacation?
He needed to recharge his batteries.

Why did the robot marry his partner?
He couldn’t resistor!

What did the baby robot call its creator?

Why was the robot angry?
Because someone kept pushing his buttons!

How did the robot get across the river?
In a ro-boat.

What’s a robot’s favorite dance?
The Roomba.

What’s a robot’s favorite exercise?
Circuit training.

What’s a robot’s favorite country?

Why does everyone fall asleep in Professor Robot’s flying class?
Because he drones on and on.

What name should you never call a robot?

Why are robots shy?
Because they’ve got hardware and software but no underwear.

What do you call a robot dog?

What do robot pine trees grow?

What do you get if you cross a robot with a tractor?
A trans-farmer.

Why are robot mechanics never lonely?
They’re always making new friends.

What do you call an invisible droid?

Why was the robot late for the meeting?
He took an R2-detour.

What do you call a frozen droid?
An ice borg.

Why do robots never use bank cards?
They always pay with cache.

What restaurant did the robot go to?

Why did the robot go to the bank?
He’d spent all his cache.

What do you call it when two robots go to a restaurant?
A dinner data.

Why did the robot want to take a train up the mountain?
He thought it would be a hard drive.

Why was the robot banned from driving?
She beeped too much.

Why was the android itchy?

What kind or androids do you find in the North Pole?

Why did the robot run away?
It heard an electric can opener.

What musical instrument do some robots play?

What do they do every summer in robot neighborhoods?
Have a ro-block party.

Why shouldn’t R2D2 be allowed in movies?
He says so many foul words they have to bleep everything he says!

Why wasn’t there an oil can in the x-wing fighter garage?
BB-8 it.

Why was the robot feeling bad?
It had a virus.

What is R2D2 short for?
Because he has small legs.

Why did the robot fall off his bike?
He hadn’t ridden in a long time and was a little rusty.

Who wrote the book titled: “My Life as a Robot?”
Cy Borg.

How do baby robots drink milk?
From a robottle.

What excuse did Ray give for not having her homework?
BB-8 it.

Why did the robot go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!

Why are robots never afraid?
They have nerves of steel.

Robot Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anne who?
Anne Droid.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Si who?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Robots who?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Art who?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bb-8 who?
Bb-8 nobody, I hope! That would be gross!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A robot.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
R2D2 who?
R2D2 or RU not D2?

That’s All Folks!

I hope those jokes recharged your batteries and filled your cache with joy. Even if your little ones aren’t really all that into robotics, if it’s something you’d like to foster in them, then jokes are a great place to start.

As we always say, humor is widely discussed as a way to improve children’s language, imagination and social skills, but it’s also a great way to get them more interested in certain topics.

I’m always absolutely amazed at how much my 5 year old can tell me about dinosaurs when she was totally disinterested until we started telling her dinosaur jokes.

So throw a few robot jokes your kids’ way and see if any questions arise because if they do it’s a great opportunity for some education, which will hopefully spark interest in the topic.

Kids love jokes and especially love getting adults to laugh, so you can encourage them to create their own jokes by teaching them about robotics and computers. You never know, you may foster a lifelong passion!

Now that’s enough of us droning on, you have to get to your kids and blow their mainframes with your hilarious joke telling.

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