70+ Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes

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Clean & Funny Chicken Jokes For Kids

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
just beak-cause it could.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the armadillo that it was possible.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It wanted to find out what those jokes were about

Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.

Why did the baby chick cross the road?
Because it was take your child to work day!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired

How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled.

What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion

What happened when the elephant crossed the road?
It stepped on the chicken!

Why couldn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because she was chicken.

Why couldn’t the T-Rex cross the road?
His arms were too short to reach the traffic light button.

Why did half a chicken cross the road?
To get to its other side.

Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.

Why did the cactus cross the road?
Because he was stuck to the chicken’s back.

Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?
To get to the other tide.

Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea

Why did the chicken run on the soccer field?
Cause the referee whistled for a fowl.

Why did the chickens cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea!

Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.

Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moooovies.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free range.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid this lame and outdated joke

Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken

Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!

Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore

Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school

Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday

Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot

Why did the horse cross the road?
Because the chicken needed a day off.

Why did the horse cross the road?
It wanted to see it’s neigh-bour.

Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken

Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was trying to fetch a boomerang

Why did the man with no hands cross the road?
To get to the Second Hand shop

Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on

Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers

Why did the pirate cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop

Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed

What do you call a guy who jumps in a mud puddle, then crosses the road twice?
A dirty double crosser

Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage for pickup.

Why did the redneck cross the road?
To eat the run over chicken.

Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!

Why did the robot cross the road?
Because the chicken was out of order

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar!

Why did the rooster cross the road?
It needed to cockadoodle dooo something!

Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
She wanted to stretch her legs.

Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the Baa Baa Shop for a haircut

Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Because it had to go to the Body Shop

Why did the snail cross the road?
He was taking part in the snail marathon.

Why did the toddler toddle across the road?
He wanted to pat the chicken

Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station

Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.

Why didn’t the baby skeleton cross the road?
Because his mummy was not there

Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.

Why didn’t the ghost cross the road?
It had no body to go with.

Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
Because roads weren’t invented yet.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.

Why was everyone mad at the pig crossing the road?
Because he was a road hog

Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of all the jokes.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!

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